STATIC AD CREATIVE FOR E-COMMERCE

NOT ANOTHER
AGENCY.

It's a shame for your brand not to have ads like this. One person, direct-response methodology, no account managers between you and the work.

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10+Brands in portfolio
1:1Direct with the person making it
Schwartz /
HalbertCopy methodology
PORTFOLIO

Ads built on real customer psychology

Every concept below starts with the honest product tension — pulled from real reviews — before a single word of copy gets written. Swipe through by niche.

Based Shilajit ad — the mineral your protocol's been missingBased Supplements
Based Shilajit ad — not for guys looking for a shortcutBased Supplements
Based Shilajit ad — new supreme mineralsBased Supplements
Based Shilajit ad — gold standard of shilajitBased Supplements
Cata-Kor ad — this isn't close, unit lead chartCata-Kor
Cata-Kor ad — 9.31x higher NAD+ levelsCata-Kor
Primal Viking ad — your viking ancestor tweetPrimal Viking
Primal Viking ad — then and now transformationPrimal Viking
Ridge Wallet ad — carry less, never leave anything behindRidge
Ridge Wallet ad — I'm this close to switching my walletRidge
Ridge Wallet ad — call it a wallet, it's made from carbon fiberRidge
Vacier jewelry ad — the fit was always the pointVacier
Vacier jewelry ad — creation, rippledVacier
Vacier jewelry ad — timeless versatile jewelry from SwedenVacier
Vacier jewelry ad — ripple signet ring bestsellerVacier
Vacier jewelry ad — some things are meant to fitVacier
Bite toothpaste ad — your dentist will noticeBite
Bite toothpaste ad — the toothpaste tube has had 100 yearsBite
Supply razor ad — the best single blade razorSupply
Supply razor ad — fewer blades, more shaveSupply
Supply razor ad — most men find their angle in 5 shavesSupply
Supply razor ad — one dollar per bladeSupply
Supply razor ad — barbers warn about this 1-blade razorSupply
Icon Amsterdam ad — what kind of man do you want to look likeIcon Amsterdam
Icon Amsterdam ad — the sneakers were killing my outfitIcon Amsterdam
Icon Amsterdam ad — the loafer that costs 99 eurosIcon Amsterdam
Deenathletic ad — train the nafs before it trains youDeenathletic
Deenathletic ad — discipline and deenDeenathletic
Deenathletic ad — faith and discipline, engineered for trainingDeenathletic
SaunaBox ad — recovery isn't for everyoneSaunaBox
SaunaBox ad — built for one, redesigned for twoSaunaBox
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(Monthly output example — real concepts, not stock mockups)
THE OFFER

Imagine 20 new concepts landing every week — made by one person who actually knows your brand.

  • → 20 unique concepts every week
  • → 80 unique concepts every month
  • → Always on-brand. Always built on direct-response research.
  • → Bonus: every ad translated into Spanish at no extra cost
Monthly Retainer
$2,000/mo
20 concepts/week · flat fee · limited to a handful of brands at a time
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PROCESS

From brief to launch-ready ads

No lengthy onboarding decks. This is what actually happens once you send over your brand assets.

01

Research the real objection

Real customer reviews get scraped for the honest tension behind the product — what makes people hesitate, not just what makes them buy.

02

Write from a direct-response lens

Copy is built on Schwartz and Halbert principles — mechanism-led claims, open loops, and "not for everyone" framing over generic adjectives.

03

Design for a 3-second scan

One claim, one visual, generous space. Every ad needs to land an emotion before anyone reads a word of it.

ABOUT

Run by an operator, not just a creative

Before static ads, this was running full backend and frontend operations for a seven-figure DTC brand, co-founding a consumer energy brand, and producing high volumes of ad creative at an agency.

At a motor exhibition in Paris — the same event where Bugatti, Lamborghini, and Porsche were presenting their own cars — I ran live, in-person sales for a friend's automotive brand. Closing a sale face-to-face, on the floor, next to that kind of company, is a different skill than writing a headline behind a screen. Both inform the work here.

I also handle entity and tax structuring in the UAE — it's how I ended up a shareholder in a Dubai-based ecom brand, not just an advisor to one. The point isn't the title. It's that this comes from someone who's actually built inside e-commerce, not someone who only makes ads about it.

7-Figure DTC Ops Co-Founded a Brand Live Sales — Paris Motor Event UAE Entity & Tax Structuring Shareholder, Dubai Ecom Brand
Running live sales at a Paris motor exhibition alongside Bugatti, Lamborghini, and Porsche
STANDARDS

Brands I won't work with

Good creative can sell almost anything — which is exactly why I don't take every brand that can pay. This isn't a legal disclaimer, it's how I actually screen who I work with:

If that's not your brand, we're probably not a fit — and that's fine. If it is, this is exactly the kind of work that gets protected and taken seriously.

Let's see what your brand's ads could look like.

15 minutes. No deck, no pressure — just a look at your brand and whether this is a fit.

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